When it’s Christmas time in the city,
And everyone is quite giddy,
I have to hire someone to set up my tree.
Unfortunately, no one will do it for free.

With my tiny arms restricting my spirit,
And with decorative snow so acrylic,
I despise the holidays.
I want to set this tree ablaze.

I can’t reach the top,
So the lights look like a flop.
This tinsel is so unnecessary;
It makes me very weary.
These ornaments leave me hopeless.
Christmas is bogus.



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